December 2011
YAY guys I did it!!! I dyed my hair red, i was a...
That moment when someone you barely know ends up... →
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
hahahahahha soooo truueee
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So guys.... this is a letter i sent to my...
Well since you don’t answer me and you obviously don’t care about me and my suicidal thoughts after i told you what I’ve been going through. Listen i told u that if u don’t love and don’t care for me the least u can do is answer me and tell me instead of ignoring me, and honestly if you don’t answer after a month i’m going to have to go over there to your...
Okay so...
I had a dream with brittany spears and she was some kinda of like serial killer. She went after me and ended up killing my boyfriend or something nd then i got one of her security guard (girl) to try to kill her while she was sleep. And i was hitting her with a ruler. LOL like WTF? nd then her other security dude tried to kill the other one that was on my side, and then he shot her so i ran like...
When you stop arguing with someone and they say...
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?
